She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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