pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Randomize