belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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