rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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