i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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