I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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