It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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