ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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