i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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