well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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