May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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