your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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