Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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