i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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