Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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