When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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