You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We had sex on a dog bed..
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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