your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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