stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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