Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
