He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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