Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I need moral support for this bender
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The power of my boobs compel you
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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