Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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