it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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