Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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