I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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