I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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