My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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