another moral hangover. fuck.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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