The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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