we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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