There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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