we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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