Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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