bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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