i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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