ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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