you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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