we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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