the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm like, not good at living.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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