You work out of a Hotel?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish i was in the wii world.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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