So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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