Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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