Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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