I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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