just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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