so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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