Do vagina's smell?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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