It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
