I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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