He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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