love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think i have two assholes
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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