i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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