Sponge bath it is.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
