Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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