good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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