Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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