someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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